**UPDATE!!!** The audio has been retrieved from a database known as Second World Databases, who has found the source on 3.5" floppy disk, which is available HERE

Welcome! This page was created to host a mysterious audio file which is believed to have come from a scientist working at the CERN Large Hadron Collider particle physics laboratory. Not much else is known except that the file was shared in email between colleagues after being retrieved from the fried hard drive of a personal computer belonging to someone who had been present when a strange anomaly occurred during one of the experiments.

Specualtion is open to anyone who wishes to download and listen to this bizarre audio file, which is included below.


I have taken the liberty of calling the file "Elsewhere," in order to describe my impression of the audio: when I listen to it I feel as if I am being drawn into a black hole and hearing my life 'flash before my eyes' in a musical sense before being smashed into the singularity. I also indulged in creating a hypothetical "album artwork" which you are free to use as well if you wish: